You're walking in District One, where all of the tourists are, past the money changers and when they ask you if you'd like a money changer, you shout, "I LIVE HERE. I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR THREE YEARS!!!" in their faces before stomping away, as if they should know that you aren't a tourist because....?
You're walking out of a fancy hotel bar onto the sidewalk in District One, just as a woman is riding her motorbike past - on the sidewalk - and as she beeps her horn at you, you lean down into her face and shout, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
Sometimes watching the expats here is more amusing than watching the Vietnamese...
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